The Witch and the Grocery
Using grocery store pics already blogged and others from the same night, my film will be made using the following story:
We open with frightful images as we hear someone saying spells. A witch is speaking of her hatred for grocery stores due to her ex-husbands grocery fame. We hear her decide to take action against grocery stores.
She studies a recent sales paper from a grocery store and plans ways that she can invade their store and take vengeance on them and their customers. She begins her tricks by putting a hex on the pears that will rot them from the inside out. She turns the peppers into frog hearts. She spots the apples and decides she could actually use a few for poisoning some Princesses later this evening.
She strolls the lanes looking for other things that she can make mischief with. She spots some hot sauce, which she turns to camel’s blood. She spots some spices which she actually needs for an evil stew she plans to make for her house party this coming weekend.
She hard boils all of the eggs in the grocery store. She sees a box of cereal with her ex-husbands head on it and this just adds to her anger. Then she sees that the store is selling some fun Halloween items that she could use for the coming holiday. She jinxes a few bottles of salad dressing, makes all of the ice cream invisible and then decides it’s time to pay for the few items she picked up and leave. On her way to the checkout she notices the meat section and is in awe that she could buy pre-packaged, pre-cut meat. This will cut the time of her sacrifices down dramatically.
After she checks out she takes her groceries to the parking lot and begins putting her bags in the trunk of her Honda Broom when she realizes how helpful the grocery store was. She regrets her mischievous ways. How could she have been so wrong? She says a quick blessing for the grocery store that corrects her wrong doings and protects the store from future witch invasions. Then to show her gratitude, she gathers the stray grocery carts that litter the parking lot.
We open with frightful images as we hear someone saying spells. A witch is speaking of her hatred for grocery stores due to her ex-husbands grocery fame. We hear her decide to take action against grocery stores.
She studies a recent sales paper from a grocery store and plans ways that she can invade their store and take vengeance on them and their customers. She begins her tricks by putting a hex on the pears that will rot them from the inside out. She turns the peppers into frog hearts. She spots the apples and decides she could actually use a few for poisoning some Princesses later this evening.
She strolls the lanes looking for other things that she can make mischief with. She spots some hot sauce, which she turns to camel’s blood. She spots some spices which she actually needs for an evil stew she plans to make for her house party this coming weekend.
She hard boils all of the eggs in the grocery store. She sees a box of cereal with her ex-husbands head on it and this just adds to her anger. Then she sees that the store is selling some fun Halloween items that she could use for the coming holiday. She jinxes a few bottles of salad dressing, makes all of the ice cream invisible and then decides it’s time to pay for the few items she picked up and leave. On her way to the checkout she notices the meat section and is in awe that she could buy pre-packaged, pre-cut meat. This will cut the time of her sacrifices down dramatically.
After she checks out she takes her groceries to the parking lot and begins putting her bags in the trunk of her Honda Broom when she realizes how helpful the grocery store was. She regrets her mischievous ways. How could she have been so wrong? She says a quick blessing for the grocery store that corrects her wrong doings and protects the store from future witch invasions. Then to show her gratitude, she gathers the stray grocery carts that litter the parking lot.
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